I still have shivers from that spooky closing sequence-the White Walker King striding out onto the dock as Tormund and Jon float away, raising his arms, and instantly turning the bodies of the slaughtered Free Folk (including Wildling chieftain Karsi, who seemed too promising a character to die so soon) into the newest members of the White Walker army. Now you’re part of the White Walker zombie army! The Magnar of Thenn wants to bicker about the Night’s Watch instead of getting his people on those boats for their only chance of survival? Well done. The White Walkers make Ramsay look like Ser Pounce!ĭany and Tyrion are acting out some fanfic, bonding over glasses of wine while complaining about their awful fathers and trading witticisms? Okay, that was pretty enjoyable.
Stannis is marching on Winterfell and the Boltons are squabbling over the proper military response? Could not be less consequential. Does Jon really need to join forces with the Wildlings responsible for those atrocities? Yes. The slaughter of your village and murder of your parents in front of your eyes was awful. Even Tommen probably realizes that by now.)Īrya’s busy with her new job, serving the Many-Faced God, which is basically serving death? You want death? The White Walkers fart in the general direction of the Many-Faced God! The White Walkers are coming! (Also, you totally did all those things you’re accused of doing. Cersei is rotting away, lapping up water from the floor of her cell, because she won’t confess and “kneel before some bare-footed commoner”? Confess and run for your life. There’s nothing like a horrifying White Walker infestation and bloodbath to put things in perspective.
Is it over yet? And by “it,” I mean, all of humanity? Sullivan: It’s going to be hard for me to type this, what with my hands still over my eyes, but I’ll try. Spencer Kornhaber, Christopher Orr, and Amy Sullivan discuss the latest episode of Game of Thrones.
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